I am a big fan of Dave Barry, so I have to share this one- Dave Barry's Holiday Gift Guide.
And don't forget "Dave's Unconditional Lifetime Warranty: If you purchase any of these gift items, and at any time during your lifetime you experience any kind of problem whatsoever with the item, simply place it in its original container and toss it in a dumpster. We will take it from there."
Treat yourself to a laugh today! Enjoy!